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Twinkle Twinkle


Wed 27 Mar 2013, 7:30pm–8:30pm
Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:30pm–8:30pm
Fri 29 Mar 2013, 7:30pm–8:30pm
Sat 30 Mar 2013, 7:30pm–8:30pm
Thu 4 Apr 2013, 7:30pm–8:30pm
Fri 5 Apr 2013, 7:30pm–8:30pm
Sat 6 Apr 2013, 7:30pm–8:30pm

Where: FAD Gallery, 14 Corrs Lane, Melbourne, Melbourne CBD, Victoria

Restrictions: All Ages

Ticket Information:

  • General Admission: $20.00
  • Additional fees may apply


Listed by: kelly_rose_ryan

Twinkle Twinkle: The Confessions of A Child-hating Children's Librarian

Twinkle Twinkle Little Brat,
Why won’t you just shut your trap?
There you sit and kick and scream,
With mouth and nose not quite clean.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Brat,
How I’d like to smack your trap.

For an entire year Kelly enthusiastically read picture books and sang sweetly to four year olds as a children’s librarian. Behind her sickly smile, however, lay a shocking secret: her hatred of children.
After a successful season in 2011, Kelly brings her quirky cabaret to the Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2013. Kelly leads you through her year in child-strewn Hell with storytelling and song.

Songs include childhood favourites gone wrong such as Twinkle Twinkle, Little Brat, Drool and Crackers, Screams and Yells (Heads and Shoulders, Knees and Toes) and A sexy dad came into work today (Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree).