Crap Music Rave Party! December Darwin Dance-Off!

Where: The Darwin Railway Club, Somerville Gardens, Parap, Northern Territory

Restrictions: R18

Ticket Information:

  • Early Bird Tickets: $12.00
  • General Admission: $17.50
  • Group (6+): $15.00
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Listed by: tomasfordagain

After a mega huge party night on Territory Day, hyperactive party-machine Tomás Ford is back to throw Darwin the dumbest party of the wet season.

Tomás is proudly the worst DJ in the world, roaming the globe with his idiotic Crap Music Rave Party. He's sold out parties at Edinburgh Fringe for the last four years, not to mention all around Australia, New Zealand and Europe.

If you haven't been to a Crap Music Rave Party, all we can tell you is that they're the dumbest fun you can have. Think rave videos, DIY disco lights, a DJ who dances like he's eaten a big bag of amphetamines (btw he totally hasn't, Tom is SO BAD at drugs) and a dance floor full of the greatest people ever.

The rules are simple: request any song you like, and so long as it fulfils the criteria - i.e. is really, really crap - then Tomás will drop it like it's the deepest, trendiest coloured vinyl at an art student's warehouse party. We're talkin' Rednex, Justin Bieber, Amii Stewart, the forgotten parts of the Dawsons' Creek soundtrack, Barry Manilow, 80's hair metal, Nickelback, Steps, those eurotechno songs you only ever heard while waiting for your sister to try on clothes at Miss Shop, Look What You Made Me Do, anything Will.I.Am has ever done, Aqua, 90's Cher, Human Nature and whatever other crap you can think of.

Book early - these parties have a weird habit of selling out! Grab your mates, pick up some glow sticks from Dollars And Sense, think of some horrible requests and book yourself some tickets from Eventfinda. This is gonna be megaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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