This event’s been cancelled
Crap Music Rave Party: CANCELLED


Fri 29 Sep 2017, 10:00pm–3:00am
Fri 13 Oct 2017, 11:55am–4:00am
Fri 10 Nov 2017, 11:55am–4:00am
Fri 22 Dec 2017, 11:55am–4:00am Cancelled

Where: Ding Dong Lounge, Level 1/18 Market Lane, Melbourne CBD, Victoria

Restrictions: 18+

Ticket Information:

  • General Admission: $15.50
  • Additional fees may apply

Listed by: tomasfordagain

Hyperactive party-machine Tomás Ford is proudly the worst DJ in the world, roaming the globe with his idiotic Crap Music Rave Party. The hyperactive spectacle has become a fringe festival institution, selling out at Edinburgh, Brighton, Prague, Perth, around Australia, New Zealand, Europe and its’ regular Melbourne shows. Now it’s coming to Ding Dong Lounge once a month for some truly hectic nights out.

If you haven’t been to one, all we can tell you is that they’re the dumbest fun you can have. Think rave videos, DIY disco lights, a DJ who dances like he’s eaten a big bag of amphetamines (btw he totally hasn’t, Tomás is SO BAD at drugs) and a dance floor full of the greatest people ever.

The rules are simple: request any song you like, and so long as it fulfills the criteria - i.e. is really, really crap - then Tomás will drop it like it’s the deepest, trendiest colored vinyl at an art student’s warehouse party. We’re talkin’ Rednex, Justin Bieber, Amii Stewart, the forgotten parts of the Dawsons’ Creek soundtrack, Barry Manilow, 80’s hair metal, Nickelback, Steps, those euro techno songs you only ever heard while waiting for your sister to try on clothes at Miss Shop, Look What You Made Me Do, anything Will.I.Am has ever done, Aqua, 90’s Cher, Human Nature and whatever other crap you can think of.

Book early - these parties have been sold out in Melbourne for the last year and a half! Grab your mates, pick up some glow sticks from Red Dot, think of some horrible requests and book yourself some tickets via Eventfinda. This is gonna be mega!