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Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:00pm
Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:00pm
Fri 15 Dec 2017, 7:30pm
Sat 16 Dec 2017, 6:00pm
Sat 16 Dec 2017, 8:30pm

Where: Seymour Centre, Corner of City Rd and Cleveland St, Chippendale, New South Wales

Restrictions: All Ages

Ticket Information:

  • Starting at: $59.90
  • Additional fees may apply


Listed by: tessrobrien

Multi-award winning superstar Rachel Marinade (Trevor Ashley) is one of the most successful entertainers ever to have come runner-up on Australian Idol*. But after a spate of creepy “fan mail” it’s clear that Rachel needs protection. Not only that, after being charged in local court for holding a fake driver’s license, she also needs transport.

Enter ex-ASIO officer, and current Uber driver Tank Charmer (Gus Murray). It’s not only his job to protect her—but to get her to her destination with 5 stars. Who knew they could fall in lust?

With a cast of complicated characters including a bitchy sister, an ab-riddled backup dancer and Rachel’s ambitious ten year old daughter, hear all the songs you know, like you’ve never heard, or wanted to hear them before. Expect a plethora of 90’s divas coming down from a coke-fueled bender.

From the creators of Fat Swan and Little Orphan Trashley, no one is safe in this wicked and ridiculous send-up. Not even remotely based on an Oscar-winning movie, this genre defying hilarious romantic-musical-thriller will have you sending more horrific hate mail than a no vote in the plebiscite.

*This show has nothing to do with nor is endorsed by Australian Idol.