Dicklord, Flangipanis and Gutter Birds

I would like to put in a complaint to the Manager about the vulgar band, DickLord.

I heard through my church gossip group that these unruly creatures were playing at your establishment. Karen and I decided we would take a peek at their show and we were not prepared for what was unleashed upon us. Misfits, young and old singing, laughing, doing that trendy pogo dance, it was out of control!

DickLord are no doubt fuelled by Lucifer himself, with that heavy, fast music and utterly distasteful lyrics. At one point, my face actually started melting, and I thought my ears were going to bleed. I am adding them on to my list of local heathens and I will be taking action to stop this anarchy in our community.

Regards,
Debra