Same Penis Forever

Following a successful tour that has seen sell-out performances in several states and five-star reviews including being praised by The Advertiser as being an “Unparalleled Comic Genius!”, the cabaret-meets-comedy genius REBEL LYONS is back in 2022 with a completely revamped production-ready to challenge everything we think we know about romance and bridal culture! This is a ONE-OF-A-KIND show wrapped up in 60 minutes of riotous laughter!

“…the bittersweet lovechild of a divorce and COVID19 induced lockdown, the work exists as Rebel’s own retort to marriage in all its illogical expectations and patriarchal origins” (Nothing ever happens in Brisbane)

Praised as being “A female declaration of independence!” (Upside News), SAME PEN!S FOREVER is the utterly PERFECT girl’s night activity for those who aren’t quite sure if they’re ready to commit to an eternity of mediocre sex! Starring the incomparable Rebel Lyons, prepare to be taken on a whirlwind journey as she shares her own tales of the overwhelming pressure and influence of bridal culture in a patriarchal society towards young women; with an empowering performance showcasing rebellion, strength, honesty, humility, resilience, power, and even more applicable adjectives!

Throughout the performance Rebel embodies several different personas, with each character resembling an unwelcomed stereotype throughout the ‘married life’ process. Whether it be a geriatric blood diamond specialist, the overly medicated ‘Holly Homemaker’ or the baby hungry Mother-in-Law – Rebel will make you both laugh and cringe in a sea of relatability! So, throw out any preconceived notions and bask in the pure silliness and comedy genius that lies ahead, in this “cabaret-comedy gem that you won’t want to miss!” (The Advertiser)