B48Y Crash Land on Earth: XM4S Edition!
118 Elgin Street, Carlton, Victoria
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Collingwood locals were shaken last night, while expecting Santa, a UFO ploughed straight into the infamous gay nightclub [redacted] on Peel Street. Witnesses say the club goers thought it was part of a drag show gone horribly wrong until the smoke and amyl cleared.
A single being emerged from the wreckage, with one witness describing it as “kind of messed up but in c***y way”. Local drag queen Shirley Knot alleges the being stole two of her wigs and her vape, but this cannot be confirmed.
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