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A woman blowdrys her purple and blue hair in front of a gold-framed photo of a young man sunbathing on a beach

Ticket Information

  • Adult 18+: $15.00 each
  • Earlybird (use code Earlybird): $12.50 each
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Dates

  • Sat 31 May 2025, 6:00pm–7:00pm

Restrictions

MA15+

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kellyhml

Newcastle! Be part of the miracle! Kel's taking her new show to London and the biggest Fringe Festival on the planet: Edinburgh. But before it goes global, she's putting it to the ultimate test: the razor-sharp wit of Newy comedy fans (after their espresso, of course). This show is guaranteed to be the perfect start to your big night out!

Winner! Best Comedy Newcastle Fringe 2023

Middle-aged Kel is broke, sober, and still hustling. With AI threatening her job, Kel eyes her son's sex-fuelled EuroTrip and thinks, why not cash in? If children really are the future, it’s time for Kel’s youngest to finance hers. Get ready for a bra-busting, pants-down comedy hour as Kel takes apart jobs, marriage and her son’s inflated ego, all for a good cause: Money. Bring your mates and a red pen, and let's whip this show into shape together.

"Motormouthed Vixen! A top-class standup comedian" - FringeFeed
"Gleefully funny. Standup must-seeism" - Chuck Moore Reviews About
"Lively, impudent, raucous! Pushes a joke further than thought possible" - Theatre Travels

Tix: $12.50-$15
Recommended 18+: If the kids aren't kicking in for drinks, leave 'em at home.

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