Nazeem Hussain: You Paid for This

This is the official bio for my brand new show You Paid for This. Not to be confused with any of the fake ones out there. I had to write this bio myself, which really threw my morning plans. I thought coming up with the title was the hard part, but writing a 150-word biography about a comedy show I haven’t performed yet is really hard.

It’s called You Paid for This, and yes, I’m aware you likely haven’t actually paid yet. It’s what we call in the biz “presumptive selling”. A bold, but risky move. The show does what the title suggests, presuming you buy a ticket.

I can’t promise much beyond an hour of jokes, sponsored by you. You haven’t paid yet, but we both know it’s only a matter of time. See you there! Damn it, 143 words.

★★★★ The Age
"Side-splittingly funny” - The Time UK
"A mixture of belly laughs and tension" - NZ Herald

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