New Financial Years Eve Party

INTER-OFFICE MEMORANDUM
To: All Motley Stakeholders & Collaborators
From: Office of Culture & Strategic Merriment
Subject: New Financial Years Eve Party
Date: Saturday, 28th June 2025

Dear Valued Co-Conspirators,
Your presence is requested at our interdepartmental knees up designed to maximize emotional engagement and encourage stakeholder delight as we celebrate the end of one financial year progressing into another. Yes… it’s finally here, our first ever, annual New Financial Years Eve Party!
This morale boosting social opportunity will incorporate a diversified portfolio of curated experiences including:
Rhythmic Engagement technicians delivering live tonal pleasures
Live burlesque specialists engaging in vigorous textile divestment procedures
Roaming performers delivering interactive engagement protocols
An artistic development and craft construction zone
Cinematic viewing and low stimulus decompression suit
Gamified recreational experiences
Finger food
Attendance is not mandatory, but strongly incentivized. Plus ones welcomed, plus 10’s actively endorsed by management.
Dress code is “Business” with prizes provided for the best boardroom ready attire.
Come… let's party like it was the 1999-2000 financial year.