The sequel that literally everyone is begging for.

After Jane Austen stopped writing her little book, the characters kept on living, and that’s when Elizabeth Bennet and Mr Darcy had a son. He’s miserable and beautiful and he’s in this play that you’re coming to see.

Maybe true love skips a generation. And maybe it skips really gayly.

You don’t need to know a single thing about the original story. We promise it’s not just gonna be a bunch of literary in-jokes. No one’s gonna be laughing at how smart this is.

This play is the intersection of the movies where Keira Knightley wears old-timey dresses, and the American Pie franchise.

From the team behind ‘Hyacinth’, ‘Pinocchio’, and ‘PORNOGRAPHILLIP’, comes a brand new gay fiasco.