Crap Music Rave Party - Zoom Party

What are you doing on Saturday night? I know it’s an awkward question when the answer might be “staying at home” 'cos blerrrrrrghhhhhhhh...

But don't worry! It's gonna be awesome!

You can come party with us at Crap Music Rave Party. Whether you’ve got the lockdown bluez or you just can’t be arsed going out, international party icon Tomás Ford is going to be throwing down the biggest set of ridiculous party-starting bangers you can imagine. His live DJ shows built a reputation at the Edinburgh Fringe and around the world for their ridiculousness, but online, things usually get even more dumbtacular.

This one’s gonna be next level again, because... for the first time... he’s gonna be partying down with you live over Zoooom!

Sure, you can turn your camera off if you crave anonymity. But if you crave fabulous dancefloor party goodtimes, you can turn it on and join a dancefloor of ecstatic weirdos as we boogie down to your best worst requests as played by Tomás live onstage… in his driveway.

If you haven’t been to a Crap Rave before, the rules are simple - you can request any song you want as long as it sucks. Tomás’ll play the worst ones while making the biggest idiot of himself possible, with $2 shop costumes, terrible lip-synching, a DIY lightshow made up of junk he bought at the hardware store, A+-For-Effort dance moves and non-stop hyperactivity. He’ll probably do that thing where he fits a whole bag of carrots in his mouth (it’s like his favourite thing to do ever). It’s a fun and stupid time.

What kinda music is it? Whatever the worst, most danceable trash you request is.

But to get you started, here’s some ideas from other ravez we’ve had: Paris Hilton, High School Musical, Pseudo Echo, Steps, the Harlem Shake, Young Divas, Take That, Born To Be Alive, Avril Lavigne, 5ive, Cha Cha Slide, Starship, that AVIICI song about sometimes getting that feeling, Basshunter, maybe some Nickelback if you misbehave, Wang Chung, Vengaboys, Black Lace, most Justin Bieber songs, this remix of Phantom Of The Opera that Tomás found in a bin, Marky Mark, Katy Perry, Twenty 4 Seven, James Blunt, Kidz Bop, Guy Sebastian, the Numa Numa song...

You can win stuff you probably don't want! There’s a prize of some amazing 90s and 2000s CD singles Tomás found at his local op shop for the best dressed and best dancer in the zooooom.