Dud Roots

Over the past few years, Michelle Jarni has been having terrible sex.

In Australia, terrible sex is known as a dud root. Last year, after some particularly awful sex, Michelle embraced her enigmatic alter ego, Dudley Routes, on Instagram.

Staging photo shoots with Kewpie mayonnaise and enamelled eggplants, she began sharing her awkward sexual encounters as a NSFW form of art therapy. But soon, her followers wanted to see their intimacy fails turned into raunchy art, so Michelle opened up the (pelvic) floor to anonymous submissions.

Since then, hundreds of humans have anonymously shared their bad sex stories with her under one golden rule: no names, no orgasms, just dud roots.

Join Michelle as she investigates whether bad sex is indeed the root of all evil and asks where the heck the stud roots are hiding, anyway.

Don’t worry, she doesn’t expect you to come. But she really thinks more people should.